You're going to be amazing (Taylor's Version) — Great. Now I can't wear my shirt with the original...

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Anonymous asked:

Great. Now I can't wear my shirt with the original X-Men on it or people will think that I support gay marriage. Please tell me that this is only for Iceman of the alternate past and the Bobby we've known for fifty years will remain straight so I can wear it again.

brevoortformspring answered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3w1_E1V46M

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Wearing an X-Men t-shirt might also make people think you’re opposed to prejudice and discrimination, so it’s probably best if you retire that thing.

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